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I personally have a fascination with the lack of sex in the gaming industry. No not the lack of physical activity for the journalists but rather the lack of sex in games.
Killing, maiming, mutilating and destroying people are perfectly acceptable, just make sure you don’t portray the natural act of sex onscreen.
So now instead of having professionally crafted titles integrating sex in a mature and supporting manner we get this instead.
Welcome to the world of weird Wii sex games, in this one two clothed competitors need to shake their wiimotes in time with the excessive moaning in an attempt to reach a climax.
It’s bizarre and obviously a little disconcerting to play with strangers in your local shopping mall, what’s even more disturbing is that there is also a 4 player mode where you get to swap partners in an attempt to find the perfect synchronisation routine.
The video is perfectly safe for work to watch, just make sure you are wearing headphones as the sound effects are pretty hardcore.
And is it just me or do the bizarre German statements make it feel even more like a porno?
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11:00 am
July 17, 2009
11:17 am
Schnell! Schnell! Ich Kommen!
July 17, 2009
11:20 am
Rotfl!
July 17, 2009
11:37 am
ooookay…….. jerk the remote and give off a fake orgasm… I think alot of people can pull that off
July 17, 2009
12:03 pm
nein, nein nein… gerade kein!
July 17, 2009
12:08 pm
correction, my german is rusty
einfach nein!
July 17, 2009
3:00 pm
Sounds like a game of tennis too me :)
July 18, 2009
11:14 am
Monica Seles vs one of the Williams sisters ?
July 17, 2009
3:45 pm
This leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
July 17, 2009
3:53 pm
That’s because Wiimotes are made of an inedible plastic.
July 17, 2009
3:55 pm
I should have seen that coming.
July 17, 2009
7:00 pm
At least it doesn’t require any KY… unless you intend on using your wiimote as a wiiwii.
July 18, 2009
1:06 pm
lol, they gonna need another warning…
Caution: Slippery when wet!
July 18, 2009
1:25 pm
I weep for the human race….
July 20, 2009
10:28 pm
March 3, 2010
6:24 pm
Thanks, Keep up the Good work :)
March 10, 2010
8:30 pm
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